1. (Source: keanusleeves, via anya-jenkins)

  2. kittykatkate:

    In love with my new shorts tho


  3. "If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, “He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone."

    (Source: i-dwell-in-possibilite)


  5. "why do you wear a lot of black?" 
    "Because i’m ready for your funeral bitch."

    (Source: kidlea, via buddhist-puppies)

  6. Dogs are such bad cooks… they can only make toast. 

    (Source: ceciirawwwr)


  7. If you don’t like my singing Les Miserables loudly in my bedroom to no music—then move out! 
    Best if then statement I’ve heard in a long time.


    Iggy Pop and Tom Waits in Coffee and Cigarettes (Jim Jarmusch, 2003)

  9. This looks like it’s being held up by a baby foot. 

    (via funaria)

  10. (Source: bilinguist)

  11. (Source: xteeenagewastelandx, via seehuna)

  12. (Source: ourvanillaworld)


    James Joyce, Samuel Beckett, George Bernard Shaw and Oscar Wilde enjoy a session in The Simpsons (via)